Who you in bed with tonight?”
“I’m by myself. Hot xxx She’s still in denial about her sexuality.”
“She didn’t seem all that confused last night.”
“I hear you. “Lay that pipe, Earl!” Shauna shouted, as much from her own orgasm as encouragement to me. Before I could choke on my own
jealousy, Shauna sprang into action. Wouldn’t want the right reverend Fisher to find out his baby girl is a dyke.”
“Don’t call me that!” she shouted standing to her feet. I pulled out,
reluctantly. One thing I gotta ask you, though.”
“What?”
“What you wearing?”
“Fuck you, Earl” I laughed out loud as the dial tone echoed in my ear. That’s why your girlfriend is my dog now.”
“What girlfriend?”
“Claire, Helen. But you can change that, Helen. I hiked my wife’s legs up until her knees were touching her
shoulders and thrust all my anger, jealousy and frustration home
