“Oh my god, that has to be the corniest thing I’ve ever heard.”
“Aww. My ex and I had sex.”
“Okay.”
“Once.”
“Come again?”
“We had sex once.”
I looked at her, my eyes widening. XXX Hot Far, far away, rotting in a mental hospital, I was screaming, while, simultaneously, I was kissing her. “Hey, I was being nice. “What?” I pouted. It’s the most sultry, primal thing you’ve ever head. Wanna know what her desperation sounded like? that normal. She gasped, sharply, attempting to buck again, but I held firm and broke the pressure seal on my lips, causing air to rush in. I started the motions. I allowed her to lift it off my chest, as she took a brief glance at my torso. “What’s up?”
“I… “Huh?”
“Oh, we heard you two going up there, like animals.
