Today.”
“How about these?” I pointed to a really cute red strappy number on the display. “So, I have to ask, was that your first time my dear?”
“How…how did you know?”
“Just an educated guess. Hot xxx I kept pulling my thumbs down until my dress straps were hanging almost to my knees. The appreciative stares we got from married dudes being dragged around the mall by their chubby wives made it all worthwhile. “Good God Bob, those 31s are huge!”
I looked at him, then snickered like I was 14 hearing a dirty innuendo for the first time. With them all looking at me, Andy had time to mouth “Thank you!” and give me a sly thumbs-up.
