Ginny
To: Harry Potter
From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
Re: Calendars
Potter:
Before you investigate the records of sales, I have purchased one of your calendars for my niece. Best regards,
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Nekkid Partner in Crime
To: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
From: Lavender Brown
Re: Calendars Orders
Harry, I was just finalizing all the orders for immediate delivery before I nip down to brekkie. I don’t suppose you would be so courteous to autograph it, would you? Ever your loyal and obedient servant,
– Lucius Malfoy
To: Harry Potter
From: Severus Snape / Potions Master
Re: Merchandising
Potter:
The Dark Lord is hiring a lawyer to block all sales of your product line. Sweeps of these creatures will disrupt the magical fields and stability needed for the Death Eaters to apparate with structure.
