YUM! XXX Hot Your fan-club has dumped the motherload for your dimensions. Now go and recant your measurements before Slytherin finds out. – Lavender
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To: Lavender Brown
From: Hermione Granger
Re: Worried about Ginny
Lavender,
I found her. You might want to consider posing for ’em. McGonagall
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To: Gryffindor Quidditch Teammates
From: Gred and Forge Weasley
Re: Game Next Week
Oy. Harry, what do you think you’re doing?! What? I’d say she’s been lifting Harry’s Cloak of Iniquity. Especially not Ron. They’re personal. Also, Forge and I have gotten our hands on a small quantity of woed. All those Quidditch practices and whatnot have left us lean, trim and very firm. You’ll need a nights rest and some practice to get used to the new balls, if you know what we’re meaning. Sure, I realize I’m not the one having to go Starkers in front of the entire student
