So after taking the sim card out of the guts of the mobile phone receiver they had adapted, I carefully removed the faulty capacitor and soldered the new one in place using my little gas powered soldering iron. XXX Hot HD “Medium Grease I think Sergeant,” I suggested. “Ass is all red and inflamed, like a Homo.” Lynden confirmed. That’s when I got the call, I was just “enjoying” a plate of spam and chips when my pager buzzed, I answered the call immediately on the mess land-line, “Suspected internal James,” Karen Phelps our Adjutant said, “Down by gate C, Sorry”
“Breathing?” I asked. “Ass is all red and inflamed, like a Homo.” Lynden confirmed. “Put a stitch or two in Sergeant,” I ordered, “We don’t want it dropping out do we?”
“Sir?” said Andrews, in puzzlement. “Put a stitch or two in Sergeant,” I ordered,
