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The Ass-assin
It really is an amazing feat of engineering, the human ass hole, I always think it’s amazing, so tight and secure, keeping all the filth and smell sealed inside and yet fully capable of expanding to take a Newcastle brown beer bottle, a medium size Courgette, a Penis, or in Abdul’s case four pounds of Semtex explosive.. So we used a set of tyre levers and then when we got him spread wide enough to see the end of the bomb so Sgt Andrews got his crow bar in there and started to pry it out. Hot xxx 18 “It was the Capacitor then Sir.” said Andrews as he shook my hand, “Saved a lot of hassle for the lads, Thank you sir!”
“That’s all right Sergeant.” I replied, “All part of the Job, do you think you could you get the lads to
