“*glug*, *glug*…”
“No freeloading. Hot xxx Thank goodness you only die once… Perennial savior and six war veteran, Queen Titania herself entrusted me with a vital communique that would’ve saved thousands of lives. “Diz li’l piggy goez to da market. Too insignificant to merit study, apocryphal superstition fills the void. Wi’l take such nice kare’a everyding yu need.”
“Motherfucker!” negotiation over, I retaliate. Drunk with triumph, its missive proclaimed Rhea’s dowry to be the damnation of Earth. and again… Giddyup gyrlie,” repeatedly spanked to a gallop I chariot my nourisher straight to nirvana. Although unpalatable, I could harmlessly subsist on it. Soon yu’l eagerly wanna play wid da horny boi fer mi.”
“MMMMFFF!” swallowing slop stifles my stubbornness.